Day Two — Nine things about yourself.

1. I have 20/20 vision, but my eye doctor made me wear glasses when I was 10 for my migraines. It’s retarded how little people use their brains when they want your money.

2. In almost nineteen years, I’ve only been mad at my sister twice.

3. I used to make my brother kidnap me all the time. I just had some weird sort of obsession with escaping.

4. I am only alive because God wants me to be. I’m in the middle of the Shakespearian tragedies, so I should, by all rights, be dead right now.

5. I want to name one of my sons Valentine, and one of them Sebastian. I want to have twin girls and name them Jubilee and Trinity. OR have twins named Marius and Cosette. Eh. All of that is up in the air, obviously.

6. I am, by the orders of my father, never allowed to consume a caramel apple.

7. I hate cotton balls. Soooo much.

8. I hate shoes.

9. I used to wear a nightgown on my head (ALL THE TIME) and pretend to have super long hair.